• Mom: *blasting 1D in the car*
  • Kids: Mom can you turn that down
  • Mom: No, why would you say that!
  • Kids: We don't like One Direction, mom
  • Mom: *pulles over*
  • Mom: Larry. Niam. Get out.

  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


have me all up in my feelings.


(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen


i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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