• Mom: *blasting 1D in the car*
  • Kids: Mom can you turn that down
  • Mom: No, why would you say that!
  • Kids: We don't like One Direction, mom
  • Mom: *pulles over*
  • Mom: Larry. Niam. Get out.



  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*


  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

vereaux:

have me all up in my feelings.


unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen


breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers


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